Quotes thread

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  1. rustyedges

    rustyedges Otago MB ChB Moderator

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    Quacks sharing a little too much:

    Quacks: I get to put my hands in guys everyday :D
     
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  2. acbard9

    acbard9 Regular Member

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    I thought this was absolutely brilliant:

    pi: "If you have difficulty reducing your prolapse, apply granulated sugar to the prolapsed rectum. Let the sugar sit for 15 minutes and then attempt to reduce the prolapse again. The sugar will absorb the extra water in the prolapse and cause the prolapse to shrink. You must use granulated sugar. "
    Stuart: I am probably going to be absent from hatbox for a while.
    Mana: Stuart for about 15 minutes?

    Shout-out to Pi for a past reference to a quote on this thread lmao:

    pi: when you return please type with two hands, thanks.
     
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  3. Quacks

    Quacks Otago MBChB II

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    Ripppp.. autocorrect changed guts to guys.

    But who doesn't love to do a good ol' prostate examination?
     
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  4. acbard9

    acbard9 Regular Member

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    Pi got a little excited when the conversation turned to boxing:

    pi: more hugging than fisting
     
  5. pi

    pi Junior doctor Emeritus

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    For the record, the full conversation was as follows :'(

    acbard9: <redacted for privacy> conversation will inevitably move toward Manny Pacquiao.
    TheDarkKnight: Omg i love manny
    pi: manny vs that rich guy - very boring fight, I must say
    pi: more hugging than fisting
    acbard9: Yes, TDK. I, too, love Manny Pacquiao
    Clavulanate: would manny beat duerte in a fight though
    pi: ...uh... fk that sounded wrong
    pi: I MEANT BOXING
    acbard9: that's going in the quotes thread, pi
    pi: WITH FISTS
    pi: I PROMISE

    :'(
     
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    A1 Certified Admissions Guru Moderator

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  7. Logic

    Logic Medical Student

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    had a bad feeling when i saw you post in here hahaha :p
     
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  8. pi

    pi Junior doctor Emeritus

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    Clav: hey pi want to see a magic trick?
    Clav: I call it the disappearing Stu
    Clav: Stuart what did you do at uni today?
    pi: Hahahaha
    Ruth: LOL 10/10
    pi: Works every time

    (Stuart returned 6 minutes later)
     
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  9. Sherlock

    Sherlock Breaker of order

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    Mana: rustyedges to be honest there are things that I have memorised in one go and there are things that I have not been able to recall no matter how many times I try
    Mana: rustyedges for example, I can't memorise words in foreign languages very well
    Stuart: It's because you are not good enough.
     
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  10. pi

    pi Junior doctor Emeritus

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    Yamster Dental Student Moderator

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    Backstory: Logic asks for Mana or Pi to come on to help him with his mso emergency, then asks for Stuart jokingly. Stuart comes on then Logic says I will await the help of an administrator and when he was called out because pi isn't an admin, he pretended he didn't know who was a moderator/admin!

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    pi Junior doctor Emeritus

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    The greatest UMAT troll of all time.

     
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    KRO Regular Member

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    Sherlock: biom, do you have your own office at UNSW?
    Logic: I have my own office at UNSW ;)
    biom: Logic that with the vacant and engaged twist sign on the door?
     
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