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So I’m the sarcastic Grinch who stole MSO-newbie Christmas, and wrote this in the (vain) hope that it might deter the posting of silly threads. If you’re thinking of posting one of these (except perhaps #10 :p ) please use the search button first.

1) What ATAR/UMAT/GPA do I need to get into university X?

2) Which university is better? +/- a gigantic description of your oh-so-unique personal situation.

3) Can somebody please read the future and tell me what UMAT/ATAR/GPA I’m going to get?

4) Hi, I’m year 9, and I’m going to be a neurosurgeon.

5) How much money do I need to spend on pr*p courses to be guaranteed an amazing UMAT score? (That’s how it works, right?)

6) *Insert troll thread about something strange about medical students* (Past examples include, but are not limited to: ‘Is it easier to get dates as a med student?’, ‘Do med students lose their virginity at a different time than anyone else?’, ‘Most med students come from a high socioeconomic background?’).

7) I didn’t get into med in Au/NZ, but if I just go off to some overseas med school, I’ll be sweet to come back and practice here, right?

8) Illegible spam trying to sell some blatantly fake product.

9) I didn’t get the grades I needed to get into medical school, but I think I’m pretty awesome, so can somebody please tell me where that super-secret back-door into med school is?

10) Actual legitimate question.

<blockquote>So I'm the sarcastic Grinch who stole MSO-newbie Christmas, and wrote this in the (vain) hope that it might deter the posting of silly threads. If you're thinking of posting one of these (except perhaps #10 :p ) please use the search button first.<br />
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1) What ATAR/UMAT/GPA do I need to get into university X?</blockquote><br />
100.0<br />
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<blockquote>2) Which university is better? +/- a gigantic description of your oh-so-unique personal situation.</blockquote><br />
All of them are equally horrible<br />
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3) Can somebody please read the future and tell me what UMAT/ATAR/GPA I'm going to get?</blockquote><br />
you won't get in<br />
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<blockquote>4) Hi, I'm year 9, and I'm going to be a neurosurgeon.</blockquote><br />
"hey liek my dad is a doctor so i will becom1 too!"<br />
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<blockquote>5) How much money do I need to spend on pr*p courses to be guaranteed an amazing UMAT score? (That's how it works, right?)</blockquote><br />
I am the best pr*p course send me all of your monies<br />
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<blockquote>6) *Insert troll thread about something strange about medical students* (Past examples include, but are not limited to: 'Is it easier to get dates as a med student?', 'Do med students lose their virginity at a different time than anyone else?', 'Most med students come from a high socioeconomic background?').</blockquote><br />
med students get all the girls<br />
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<blockquote>7) I didn't get into med in Au/NZ, but if I just go off to some overseas med school, I'll be sweet to come back and practice here, right?</blockquote><br />
Fiji International School of Medicine best school of medicine<br />
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<blockquote>8) Illegible spam trying to sell some blatantly fake product.</blockquote><br />
wow a degree in 5 days!!!<br />
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<blockquote>9) I didn't get the grades I needed to get into medical school, but I think I'm pretty awesome, so can somebody please tell me where that super-secret back-door into med school is?</blockquote><br />
yes<br />
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<blockquote>10) Actual legitimate question.</blockquote><br />
spam please delete
    <blockquote>100.0<br />
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    All of them are equally horrible<br />
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    you won't get in<br />
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    "hey liek my dad is a doctor so i will becom1 too!"<br />
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    I am the best pr*p course send me all of your monies<br />
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    med students get all the girls<br />
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    Fiji International School of Medicine best school of medicine<br />
    <br />
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    wow a degree in 5 days!!!<br />
    <br />
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    yes<br />
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    spam please delete</blockquote><br />
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    [MENTION=14020]lulwut[/MENTION] not sure why not studying... XP<br />
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/F1GF6.png>http://i.imgur.com/F1GF6.png</a>
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