I like my "x" like I like my "y".

[eliseonewmoo]

crisp and not containing illegible ink scribbles.I like my sunglasses like I like my ruler.

Polarised and used in Hertz's physics experiments. I like my Oreos like I like reindeer ...

 

[n33b]

Running towards me and away from a fat man.

I like my pancakes like I like my tax returns...

 

[Jordan]

Plain and simple.

I like my pens like I like my thesaurus...

 

[jetaime]

Spewing out lots of words.

I like my computer like I like my dog.

 

[JJOH]

Running smoothly (seriously, it takes me 20-30 minutes to walk my dog a mile, since he stops at every freaking tree)

I like my tissues like I like my headphones.

 

[clever_cat]

soft and muting noises

I like my chips like I like my cars

 

[Oedipa]

soft and muting noises

I like my chips like I like my cars

Golden and crisp.

I like my onesie like I like my wine

 

[frootloop]

I like my onesie I like my wine

Pulling all the ladies.

I like my doughnuts like I like my sun.

 

[Oedipa]

Pulling all the ladies.

I like my doughnuts like I like my sun.

At the centre of my systems.

I like my mermaids like I like my coffee

 

[jetaime]

Unreal.

I like my house like I like my clock.

 

[JJOH]

Passed down in the family for generations.

I like my guitar like I like my candles.

 

[Oedipa]

Passed down in the family for generations.

I like my guitar like I like my candles.

Face meltingly awesome.

I like my Nietzsche like I like my cupcakes.

 

[JJOH]

Appreciated over a nice glass of milk.

I like my weather like I like my television.

 

[kashmuq]

Unpredictable and harsh.

I like my travel like I like my tea.

 

[JJOH]

Exotic yet relaxing.

I like my batteries like I like my women.

 

[kashmuq]

Compact and long lasting

I like my sport like I like my sofas.

 

[Dr Worm]

Serving little purpose other than as barely disguised excuses for amateur wrestling matches.

I like my shoes like I like my eggs...

 

[godoftoast]

Serving little purpose other than as barely disguised excuses for amateur wrestling matches.

I like my shoes like I like my eggs...

Running all over your face.

I like my tubas like I like my tunas ...

 

[kashmuq]

Slimy yet capable of producing great music?

I like my helicopters like I like my carpets.

 

[Dr Worm]

Flying. (duh)

I like my hair like I like my dictionary